8th December 2013

Photo reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 137,656 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

stunningpicture:

My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

stunningpicture:

My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

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20th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Procrastination Station with 7,861 notes

IT. NEVER. ENDS.

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16th May 2013

Post reblogged from MACH5.0 with 13,469 notes

If you’re a Canon character (or another OC) who does not discriminate against OC’s, reblog this.

lizzy-pickett:

Need more open-minded people to follow/play with. 

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3rd May 2013

Photoset reblogged from MACH5.0 with 196,763 notes

kirawonrey:

karethdreams:

forgetting-the-day:

btprincessgirl:

herrmedic:

lollipocalypse:

sublimesublemon:

These are… actually pretty inspiring.

Cool.

Forever reblog.

“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”

thats just awesome

“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”

My fave right there.

“You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite.

“A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.

My all time favorite meme! I have a lot saved on my computer for when I need motivation, it works everytime.

CHEW IT.

2nd May 2013

Photo reblogged from The Home Depot with 23,930 notes

richardthecat:

I only need my tongue to clean myself. Humans rely on cats for all their chores. 

richardthecat:

I only need my tongue to clean myself. Humans rely on cats for all their chores. 

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27th April 2013

Photo reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 39,353 notes

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Close enough.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Close enough.

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27th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from Procrastination Station with 523,750 notes

princessfirepussy:

shyperbole:

radastheyscum:

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onward-to-gallifrey:

cocobaby23:

mymindinaclusterfuck:

bright-happy-healthy:

i just thought this needed to be pointed out to the tumblr community.

these are all photoshopped by enrico francis

it needs to stop.

Dear Enrico Francis Photoshop extrordinare,

STOP FUCKIN PHOTOSHOPPING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MANIPULATING THEIR BODIES AND FACES INTO UNNATURAL BARBIE LOOK-A-LIKES.

1. youre not very good at it. the manipulations you make are so fucking freakish that all i have to do is glance at your photos and know that its not real.

2. the natural beauty of these women is so profound that the fact that you feel the need to photoshop them is fucking INSANE. 

3. we do not need another fucking shit putting these unrealistic expectations of women (and men, cause you shop them too) into the world. its not right. you know its not, i know its not and tumblr knows. 

So Enrico, I beg you please give it a rest. be a good fucking human being and stop. learn to be a true artist and enhance the beauty youre working with as opposed to completely warping it.

and if you dont i will continue to publish your shitty photoshop all over this fucking website.

This is disgusting.

FOR ONCE SOMEONE INCLUDED WOMEN OF COLOR.Thank God. Its good for people to see how this is done to women in the industry. sickening, but true.

Anyone else notice with the women of color, they narrowed their noses? And that none of the white women’s noses were altered? 

(Yes I am annoyed at the other things they narrowed but.) 

Remember folks, when studios edit for beauty standards, they’re editing for WHITE, EURO STANDARDS. 

They fucking gave those beautiful women of color a white woman’s nose. 

Remember that. 

I was LITERALLY going to say the same thing

That nose bullshit is for the birds

They look SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER with rounded off noses, fuck that pointy shit god damnit 

they photoshopped women in the BACKGROUND

This shit actually just brought me back down to earth because wow that Selena Gomez one is fucking bonkers. He photoshopped the woman in the background. He photoshopped a literally faceless nobody because they want this ingrained in your head- that impossible thinness, that perfectly sculpted arms and abs are the norm, what is expected, just the minimum prerequisites of being a woman in society. They want to let you know that even if you aren’t the star of the show, all eyes are on you, and they’ll eat you alive if you aren’t as skinny and pretty as the cash cows. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t being paid to let people watch you on screen: they’re still watching you from behind the scenes and you’re done for if your arms jiggle. God save you if your armpits are fat.

These were really really important on my journey to loving myself. I used to look through magazines and see these women who were seeming unattainably beautiful. To see the before and after a showed me the reality of it. I don’t look at magazines anymore, they just make me feel awful. These women are so beautiful, and to manipulate their bodies like this is shameful.

The first and third one were actually really awkward and kinda unnatural according to the human body. Photoshop fail.

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24th April 2013

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* How long is your D?

* How long is your D?

21st April 2013

Photo reblogged from MACH5.0 with 484,939 notes

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

image

but idk

you tell me

image

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

Source: tumblr.com

17th April 2013

Photo reblogged from Near-life experience with 20 notes

kylixdesigns:

Nothing sexy than a girl wearing this map all on her body..

I’d wear the shit outta that dress.

kylixdesigns:

Nothing sexy than a girl wearing this map all on her body..

I’d wear the shit outta that dress.